Zillary Westwood knows that Trump associates coached Russians on how to influence the election via advertisements and fake news on Tentaclebook and has said so on her book tour de triumph..

Stephen Hawking has directed a breakthrough initiative to contact extra-terrestrials and received signals bearing a remarkable resemblance to the Cyrillic alphabet. Climate change skeptics have disavowed the election result influence by aliens and went out to the Trappist Star system to look for themselves into the prestigious alien netweb construct Tentaclebook and discovered that it does not exist.

Where does that leave the Congress investigating Russian influence on extra-terrestrial signals to the electorate? Lost in space for the present, when the other shoe drops and the reality checks and balances follow, the federal reserve will make up the difference.