Jungle of Foreign Tweets Attack US Political Issues

Special issues such as Obamacare cannot be mentioned on Twitter or Facebook without consensus or stakehold of Democrat Party boss and Vigilante Media Watchdog. Twitter and Facebook are for Americans only; foreigners have no right to read American twits, much less twit for-themselves or post articles on American topics on Facebook. These corporations have been secure U.S. traditional venues since before Will Rogers crashed in Alaska.

In the days of WC Fields, Americans respected twits and mugbook without worry about foreign interference and comment sabotage. Now spooks tossed out of San Francisco under Boris and Natasha have taken to clandestine posts and tweets to subvert the American way and pollute precious bodily fluids.