The Trump-Yeti-Putin Connection

A recent discovery by the Indian Army at high altitude has provided renewed interest in proving that President Trump colluded with Russian President Vladimir Putin to win the 2016 election.

Plainly the Yeti footprints may show that a back-trail message network between Trump and Putin that was untraceable by conventional electronic surveillance technology was in operation recently. One may infer from that with post hoc ergo propter hoc* reverse spin two critical elements important to the Democratic inquiry regarding the President’s K.G.B. connections. One is that the Yeti network proves collusion and two; the Universe is accelerating faster than was previously known and therefore the collusion is far worse than previously confirmed.*

Putin on the way to Yeti pigeon drop

Former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton could possibly have connections that can prove the collusion even more; when channeling Eleanor Roosevelt she could ask for images from Indira Ghandi of the high-altitude Yeti pigeon drops.

*technical jargon meaning before or after this because, or due to that

*scientific paradigmata meaning quantum super-position of proof confirming Trump-guilt is placed on event horizon of recently photographed black hole