Sweetie’s instant evolution accelerator- just five easy payments

 The idea occurred to me of the comedy product named Sweetie’s instant evolution accelerator. I can imagine the surfeit of political applications and sales pitches that could arise to help politicians ‘evolve’ their thought platforms from what they were to something else that is more suitable for increasing proplits.

Greater than hamburger helper, faster than a speeding one vote majority passage into law. I will let you imagine applications for-yourself.