Facts about taking zombies past checkpoints;
Gemini– The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) handles different categories of zombies according to specific guidelines: [1]
🧟♂️ 1. Real Zombies (The Undead)
No Service Animal Status: You cannot put a “Service Animal” vest on a zombie. The TSA policy on service animals only accommodates trained dogs, not the shuffling undead
Biological Threats: A real zombie would violate multiple safety rules. They carry infectious diseases, making them an illegal biological hazard. [1, 2, 3]
Safety Violations: Zombies are inherently aggressive and cannot follow instructions, violating airport security and peace protocols. They would be detained by airport law enforcement rather than screened. [1, 2, 3]
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